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this came up in my craigslist feed this week, didn't know if anyone would be interested. i know karyn is lookin' for love...

Husband 

Free to who ever wants him...6'6, 350 lbs.

Has a good job where he sits down all day and takes naps whenever he wants, but wont help take care of his kids cause he says he has worked way too hard that day.

Will gripe about the house being dirty but wont help clean it, doesnt do laundry but will advise on how it needs to be done.

This man is perfect for the lady who has a garage or a shop where he can run too when asked to do something or to spend time w/kids.

Has a Harley and will rub it more than he rubs you.

Has friends that will move in on any giving day, eat all the food, run up the power bills and suck all the air and life out of the place.

Will not go around the in-laws but expects you and him to be present at every one of his family finctions. 

Will go out when he feels the need but when you feel the need he has something he needs to do and wont babysit or will babysit but will call you every 5 mins and ask when you are coming home. 

If you show up @ 4am and have been drinking he will expect you to stay up w/the baby so he can go back to sleep even though he can take a nap at will.........

COME ON LADIES HES A GREAT CATCH....

If he is not gone by New Years i will post a Curb Alert.