Sunday, December 30, 2012

blog superlatives 2012

[continuing what i started in 2011 because it's not like i've done any running of note this year. thanks, skin]

most popular (/viewed) post: paging dr. house

class clown: reader request: running in bikin

most likely to lead to my new career at blue sky studios: boom

biggest imposter: ali asname

bestest blog friends (most referrals): angry runner and maurlene on the run (they flip flopped spots from last year). third place goes to sun safety barbie.

most studious countries (most # of readers):
  • united states
  • canada
  • united kingdom
  • spain
  • india

 most involved (us states by # of readers):
  • south carolina
  • california
  • virginia
  • new york
  • massachusetts

 most likely to succeed (top common searches):
  • chasing the kenyans
  • gu chomps review
  • dr house/dr. house (um?)
  • thanksgiving funnies (how do these result in a success?)

 most clueless (randomest search hits):
  • 40's vegetable people
  • how to draw a giraffe
  • belly suck in eat
  • boobs popping buttons
  • long ugly toes
  • my boobs grew
  • my boobs shrank
  • activewear for older women
  • alligator eating cereal
  • can people see in between the gaps of the bathroom stalls
  • men who need sports bra
  • m&m a good pre workout snack (duh)
  • sports bras that work your arms as you run
  • how to pop a squat on the side of the road
  • fat girl trying to eat cookie off shoulder

(did i really talk about boobs that much in 2012?)

23 comments:

  1. Kate GeisenDecember 30, 2012 at 1:04 PM

    This is funny. I may steal your format. I tend to get a lot of hits from people searching for girls peeing standing up thanks to my Go Girl review. People are weird.

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  2. Running LibrarianDecember 30, 2012 at 2:39 PM

    too funny! I get a lot of hits about Axel Rose..since I wrote one post how sweet child o' mine didn't load correctly and left me hanging on a treadmill run. So what body part are you thinking of focusing on next year??

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  3. MichaelDecember 30, 2012 at 3:37 PM

    I haven't looked at my blog stats in awhile, this makes me want to take a glance. LOL on all the boob talk. Love it.

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  4. abbiDecember 30, 2012 at 3:59 PM

    Love this and 'fat girl trying to eat cookie off shoulder' had me laughing out loud. I love seeing the random searches!

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  5. TaniaDecember 30, 2012 at 5:04 PM

    Excellent stats!! I should look it in my blog!
    Happy new year Linday, and the best for you and your family in 2013!
    hugs
    Tania

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  6. Amy LaurenDecember 30, 2012 at 5:56 PM

    Haha I love that :). Gotta love the craziness that ensues when you look at blog stats.

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  7. ajhDecember 30, 2012 at 7:38 PM

    I guess I need to go look at my stats. Good idea. Happy 2013.

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  8. Neon Blonde RunnerDecember 30, 2012 at 9:30 PM

    wow, that's a LOT of boob searches!!

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  9. DianaDecember 30, 2012 at 9:47 PM

    TITS and ASS always get the most attention no matter what!!!

    My stats are a big bore, not that I care-I still have 10 diehard followers!
    Must be those "my blog-my rules" posts that intimidate! ;)

    Cheer's to a great 2013!!

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  10. ChristinaDecember 30, 2012 at 10:20 PM

    Your most clueless searches are hilarious. 40's vegetable people? Hey, I'm a carrot...no kidding, I'm a zuchinni myself. LOL. I think I get a lot of poop on the run searches.

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  11. Ana-Maria RunTriLiveDecember 30, 2012 at 10:52 PM

    I loved this! Happy New Year!

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  12. JillDecember 31, 2012 at 1:13 AM

    I didn't realize your boobs shrank and grew so much in one year; I must have been asleep those posts? And gee, you also aged quite a bit this year...activewear for older woman? Maybe that has something to do with the boobs sagging.

    I'm not even sure I know how to look up those searches. I'm dumb.

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  13. JamieDecember 31, 2012 at 11:56 AM

    This is hilarious. I need to check my blog stats. lol

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  14. UnknownDecember 31, 2012 at 12:53 PM

    Haha love this. Happy New year!

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  15. KarenDecember 31, 2012 at 12:53 PM

    Hilarious! Clearly you have some kid of obsession wiht boobs...and 40s vegetable people (wha???). Hope you have a great new year :)

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  16. misszippyDecember 31, 2012 at 2:02 PM

    Love that someone found you for both my boobs grew and my boobs shrank! Hilarious. Great way to recap the year!

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  17. KovasPDecember 31, 2012 at 2:03 PM

    Hope the coming year includes more running, though I, for one, appreciate all the boob talk. :)

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  18. KandiJanuary 2, 2013 at 6:52 AM

    The random searches are hilarious!!!

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  19. MiguelJanuary 2, 2013 at 8:11 AM

    Happy New Year Lindsay, a kiss for you!

    Great as usual

    Happy 2013 and run'n'run ;-)

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  20. JasonJanuary 2, 2013 at 4:09 PM

    Hilarious: men who need sports bra

    Maybe next year you can blog about Clemson winning the BCS title? Is that possible? I mean they beat an SEC team this year and dramatic fashion so anything is possible right......right!!!!!

    Happy New Year my friend.

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  21. Glenn JonesJanuary 3, 2013 at 11:28 AM

    Happy New Year Lindsay! May 2013 be filled with joy and happiness for you and your loved ones?

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  22. UnknownJanuary 4, 2013 at 10:48 AM

    fat girl trying to eat cookie off shoulder

    -- There are apparently some new fetishes out there that I'm not aware of.

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  23. Runner LeanaJanuary 8, 2013 at 5:45 PM

    Happy new year!! Wow, those are some crazy search terms that were used to find your blog!!

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