ten things i know about suar

amanda of runninghood is holding an art contest of sorts. no talent required, just the willingness to pretend you are in ms. frizzles class and "take chances, make mistakes, get messy".

there are three "topics" to choose from to create your masterpiece:

1. beth of shut up and run (suar)
2. running / sports in general
3. motherhood

naturally, i chose suar.

materials used:
--8.5x11", 92 bright, 20lb paper (scrap piece from the defunct printer at work)
--corporate express .5mm #2 mechanical pencil
--sanford pink pearl pencil eraser

ten things you will learn about suar from studying this piece:

1. she wants to have dean karzanseznesy's babies (who can really spell that without googling. it's like matthew mconohognayhey)
2. she spent a good chunk of 2010 in a boot
3. which forced her to get her cardio workouts at the pool
4. sometimes in a bathing suit that was see-through
5. often with the geriatric's water aerobic class (she has a different name for this group)
6. she has a one-eyed, three-legged dog named lucky
7. her mouth is dirtier than a sailor's
8. as a social worker, she knows her way around the system. she puts the kids to work with their toothbrushes when she isn't grooming sam for his role as the next hugh hefner
9. scientists try to blame greenhouse gases on cows, but the real #1 contributor of nitrous oxide is suar
10. she may not have an ass that will swallow up a g-string, but up top, uh, two bee stings*,**

amanda's friendly competition runs until 9/27. you can literally define "art" however you want - no experience necessary.

*reference: run this town, about 3:23
**i felt this was a safe joke to make because she even has a t-shirt to prove her presidency of the ibtc, and she has the most sarcastic sense of humor of anyone i know. though i guess technically i don't 'know' her. suar, please don't send the posse after me.