Friday, April 8, 2011

relay with ragnar

once again, i'll start with my disclaimer that i still cannot sing. "raise your 'ade" was well received (or you are all great at lying), so i figure why not do another. i actually made the lyrics up two months ago, but i was slack just couldn't get studio time until recently.

morgan, if you remember the 1900 times i asked if it's pronounced rag-nar, or rag-ner, now you know why.

marie, i'm sorry in advance.




sing along:
hot and dangerous
if you're a little nuts then run with us
'cause we make the gators fall in love
when we got our spandex on and up

and yes of course we does
we runnin' these streets like US1
and no you don't wanna mess with us
relaying makes us breath-less

got bodyglide on my thighs
reflective stripping down my side
looking sick and safety-fied
so let's go-o-o,
let's go!

tonight we're running har-har-har-har-har-hard
like US1 is our-our-ah-ah-ah ours
we're tearing it apar-par-par-pa-pa part
you know we're superstars
relay with ragnar

we're running like we're dumb-dum-duh-duh-duh dumb
our legs are going numb-num-nuh-nuh-nuh numb
we'll be forever young-yun-y-y-y young
you know we're superstars
relay with ragnar

garmin turn it up
it's about damn time to pick it up
the miami-to-keys experience
is makin' my legs delirious

i'm just talkin' true
i'm tellin' you 'bout the runs we do
we're selling our souls
sleepin' in vans
dressin' it down
runnin' all night
hard

got bodyglide on my thighs
reflective stripping down my side
looking sick and safety-fied
so let's go-o-o,
let's go!

tonight we're going hard-hard-hard-ha-ha-hard
just like the world is our-our-our-ah-ah-ours
we're tearing it apar-par-par-pa-pa-part
you know we're superstars
relay with ragnar

we're running like we're dumb-dumb-duh-duh-duh-dumb
our legs have long been numb-numb-nuh-nuh-nuh-numb
we'll be forever young-young-yuh-y-y-young
you know we're superstars
relay with ragnar

gould's park turn it up
homestead turn it up
coral shores turn it up
key west turn it up

today we're running hard-har-har-h-h-hard
just like the keys are our-our-our-ah-ah-ours
we're tearing it apar-par-par-p-p-part
you know we're superstars
relay with ragnar

we're running like we're dumb-dumb-duh-duh-duh-dumb
our body's are now numb-numb-nuh-nuh-nuh-numb
we'll be forever young-young-yuh-y-y-young
you know we're superstars
relay with ragnar

27 comments:

  1. I love you. And I love this. And it pretty much made my day. You should go in to song writing! :)

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  2. AAAAAAAHAHAHA. Brilliant! And wow, that takes balls. I will occasionally disparage myself in videos, but I'd have to be drunk, stoned and on crack to actually SING! Well done!

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  3. Um, Jessica Black better watch out.

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  4. I'm supposed to say "Yo Yo" with some matching hand jabs in the air right?

    Consider it done.

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  5. It is shocking that you don't have a record deal. LOVE this!

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  6. OMFG this is freaking hilarious! I'm laughing my ass off and I have a cold so it's making me cough and so I'm sitting here coughing and laughing and choking and sort of singing along and Mark thinks I'm crazy!

    You rock.

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  7. OMG!!!!!!!!! how do you come up with this stuff?! So amazing!

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  8. This is awesome! Thanks for sharing!

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  9. You are seriously creative, not to mention hilarious! Love it. (and I'm doing a Ragnar this fall!)

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  10. Holy cow... you are so AWESOME!

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  11. i almost didn't watch / listen because i <3 ke$ha so much. but i'm glad i did.

    and i demand a live version when we meet next weekend.

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  12. This is amazing! Awesome!

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  13. OMG this is awesome!! Made my night! You ROCK!! :)

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  14. Grammy worthy again. You have the utmost talent when it comes to video's and music lyric changing.

    You may replace Weird Al in this genre just yet.

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  15. That might be the greatest thing. EVAH! I don't know how you did that with out laughing!

    I want to do a Ragner, it looks awfully fun!

    2 thumbs up to that awesome performance!

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  16. Love it! So great! Did you enter it in the contest?
    And I bought the bike from Performance Bicycle. It was a little pricey, but WAY worth it! About 700 with tax. So, not as bad as those $2000 bikes, but still a little expensive. You could always check craigslist!

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  17. You probably can't dye chiffon because it's no doubt polyester, which is murder to dye. If you know the content and it's not poly, then yeah, go for it!
    PS - I know what you're talking about...Skinny skinny wrists and bony ankles....fat elsewhere :) I wish I could redistribute my fat to the skinnier areas, lol!

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  18. Love this! You've got many talents, girl!

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  19. Pure awesomeness! Loved it!

    So now people not only want you and their team for your fast running, but also for your vocal performance and video skills!

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  20. That's the spirit. Great song - way to get the mojo flowing.

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  21. And this is why I love you haha.. Keep them coming :)

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  22. You could have at least picked a different song... :-P

    Great job once again!

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  23. My internet connection was finally fast enough to watch this. Awesome!

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  24. This is freakin' awesome!

    Way better than that Beyonce chic!

    Great job!

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