dear redneck #2

to whom it may concern living on cliffside drive,

i noticed you own a rather large dog with a rather loud bark. luckily i did not notice his bite as i was able to get away quickly. while you may not live near the city, you are not exactly that far out in the sticks either. i would suggest teaching your enormous dog to not chase after runners and/or bicyclists passing by your house. i am sure such exercising persons would appreciate the gesture, and especially not being chased by a gorilla-sized dog.

sincerely,
tired from sprinting away from your dog