dear redneck

to the driver of the redneck pickup truck,

in the future, please refrain from being a dipstick and honking at any person's running on the sidewalk. what is the point. are you jealous because you are a fat ass and don't have as nice legs as me? it's not my fault you are too busy eating your potato chips and drinking a case of natural light while catching up on your family news on the latest episode of cops. do not honk at me, or any other human being out getting some exercise.

sincerely,
girl who really hates idiots who honk at runners