dear weather.com

to whom it may concern:

when there is precipitation falling from the sky, most people call that 'rain', not 'cloudy'. thank you for letting me head out for my morning 8-mile run thinking it was cloudy and cool, only to find out it was going to rain on me for 1 hour and 14 minutes. i know you are rarely ever accurate in the first place, but i would think you could broadcast the difference between clouds and rain.

sincerely,
soaking wet me